Tom the Fanboy's Small Glass

wastelandxstyle:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

hot-potato-cold-bazooka:

So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.

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Dear god

riotinghearts:

lolshtus:

You’re A Hazard, Harry

Reblogging for the comnent..

Graveldore, Slipperyn, Ravencaution, and Hufflepave.

riotinghearts:

lolshtus:

You’re A Hazard, Harry

Reblogging for the comnent..

Graveldore, Slipperyn, Ravencaution, and Hufflepave.

laughhard:

In a video game there would definitely be something hidden behind this wall

I hit the space bar a bunch and nothing happened.

laughhard:

In a video game there would definitely be something hidden behind this wall

I hit the space bar a bunch and nothing happened.

FML 2014

My contract at the summer camp ends this week leaving me unemployed.

The transmission just broke on our Ford, leaving us with one vehicle (two commutes until Friday), and no air conditioning.

I have no health/dental insurance yet. I have a cracked tooth and no refills on my asthma meds.

My student loan company is changing again and I have to reset the autopay.

There’s other, annoying and trivial shit but really those are the big ones. This is the literally the worst position I’ve been in so far in this life time. That is not hyperbole. 

I am still blessed with friends, family and a loving wife willing to help where they can. I’m a white, 30-something man in America and I have that to thank for not being worse off. I am completely aware of how lucky I am. That does not make this moment any easier to deal with.

alliartist:

THERE’S SOUND. TURN ON THE SOUND.

teddvaltman:

poopflow:

shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot

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Super accurate to the amount of followers.

ral-across-the-universe:

punkrockluna:

attabe:

why do height differences in shipping always have to be about one being really tiny and the other being really tall. what about one being exactly a single inch taller than the other and the second being consistently angry about this.

Hobbits drinking Ent-juice and getting taller was one of those weird boner moments, like “yeah, drink that entwater, drink it, you’re going to be MEGAHOBBITS, how you like that, Shire?” I don’t even know. XD Like, what do I expect them to do, sprout lasers and start wrecking Sauron’s shit? …. maybe I should write that fic.

Reblog if you actually owned a walkman at some point in time
(via beggerprince72)
semperfiandsemperfortis:

we-got-dods-here:

siouxzie-queue:

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,A little bit of Erica by my side,A little bit of Rita is all I need,A little bit of Tina is what I see,A little bit of Sandra in the sun,A little bit of Mary all night long,A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

You know you sang it in your head.

OMG yes!

I sang it in my head holy shit

I have an NPC in my vampire game that would love this but NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO KNOW UNTIL THE GAME IS OVER.

semperfiandsemperfortis:

we-got-dods-here:

siouxzie-queue:

mi-shellvp:

estasfuera:

“A little bit of Monica in my life,
A little bit of Erica by my side,
A little bit of Rita is all I need,
A little bit of Tina is what I see,
A little bit of Sandra in the sun,
A little bit of Mary all night long,
A little bit of Jessica, here I am…”

If you don’t know this reference, you’re definitely too young for me. 

You know you sang it in your head.

OMG yes!

I sang it in my head holy shit

I have an NPC in my vampire game that would love this but NOBODY IS ALLOWED TO KNOW UNTIL THE GAME IS OVER.

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